1. How She Eats Meat Will Tell How She Makes Love
2. Stiffs Used As Movie Extras
3. Television Goes 3D Be A Part Of Your Favorite TV Show
4. Blabbermouth Bird Busts Bimbos

San Paulo. A loud mouth parrot has helped a woman in Brazil win a divorce settlement from her cheating husband. Maria Rosella's lawyer convinced the divorce court to allow a 12-year old Amazon parrot named Fancisco to take the stand and testify about her husband's sexual indiscretions.

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1. Elevator Shoes Are Back In, Only Now 3 Inches Higher
2. Star In Your Own Movie
3. Man's Mustache Wraps Around His Head
4. Seach For Bigfoot's Shy Vegetarian Couzin

Carpenter's Knwo, North Carolina. Bigfoot may have a couzin in North Carolina where residents of small town report seeing a shy Bigfoot like creature which eats only vegetarian snacks. Eyewitnesses in the town of Carpenter's Know say the 6-foot tall black hairy creature walks like a man but has a gorilla face and have nicknamed the creature "Knobby".

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1. Island Of Starbuck Wants "Starbucks" To Change It's Name
2. Forget Teh Macarena - Now There's Teh Cameroona
3. Infomercial Most Popular Shows In Tajikistan
4. George Bush Likes To Play With Joy Buzzers

Los Angeles, California. Did you know George Bush like to play with joy buzzers? George Bush used to carry a joy buzzer with him on the campaign trail which he use d to break the ice when meeting bigwigs.

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1. There Really Is A Hang Fung Restaurant
2. Tasmania Fear Poacher May Be Stealing Its Tasmanian Devils 3. Will Winnie The Pooh Go Russian?
4. Spanking Can Cause Short Term Memory Loss

Robert Shapiro may have apologized a little too much for his crack about those fortune cookies from the "Hang Fung" restaurant. It turns out there really is a Hang Fung Chinese restaurant in Wonju, Korea. Jong-han Lee, owner of the Hang Fung restaurant, says business has soared since Shapiro mad the bad joke and now he's inviting the entire defense team to Korea for a Peking Duck dinner.

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