1. Rush Limbaugh Is Diagnosed With Chronic Sore Throat
2. Tibet Woman Claims Using Powerded Dog Toe Nails As Powder Every Night Will Prevent Pregnancy.
3. Travellers Convert Mobile Home To House Boat To Set Sail Around The World
4. Hickey Artist Puts Her "Art On Display"

Quezon City, Phillippines. A 26-year old woman claims to be the world's only "hickey artist" says's she's agreed to display her bizarre art later this year. Bercerndi Bulever cerates her elaborate "hickey tapestries" on the backs of her three boyfields, next door neighbors and the curious.

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1. Japanese Company "I Love Sushi" Wants Rights From "Lucy"
2. Gen X-ers Aren't Slackers: They're Savers
3. Haiti Will Change Its Name To Improve Its Image?
4. Zaire Muslim's Sponsor Infidel Film Festival

New York. According to an article in the upcoming issue of Kiplinger's Personal Finance Magazine, Generation X'ers don't expect social security to take care of them when they're as faded as their flannel shirts. Instead of stereotypically slacking off and avoiding retirement worries, many Gen X-ers are packing their pennies away for a rainy day.

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1. Aliens Would Eat Hot Dogs With All American Human
2. Extraterrestrial Will Prefer Scandinavian Fast Food Treats
3. Bossa Nova Opera Opens Next Year
4. Turkish Dead Head Sees Ghost Of Jerry Garcia

Southfield, Michigan. There may be nothing more American than hot dogs, but how on Earth would you make them appealing to an alien? According to a new survey 24 percent of Americans think aliens would like their hot dogs topped off with bugs instead of mustard. 15 pecent say aliens would probably top off their all American hot dogs with an all American human.

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