Even More Sample Questions & Answers
(Big Bubba's Redneck Trivia™)

[Music]
Q. Accordin to the song, what bridge did Billy Joe McAllister jump off of?

A. Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

If the muddy water didn't pull you down, swim ahead one space and go fishin.

[Mayberry]
Q. Where did Andy make Barney keep his bullet?

A. Oh my Barney, Oh my Barney;
Had a jail and couldn't lock it;
Had one bullet for his pistol;
Had to keep it in his pocket.

If you guessed it, shoot ahead another 2 spots.

[America]
Q. Who defined Genius as, "1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"?

A. That was Thomas Edison who only had 3 months formal schooling. I must really be a genuis, I got ½ way throu the 10th grade, well almost ½ way.

If that answer made you sweat, move ahead 2 spaces.

[Cookin]
Q. What are chitlins?

A. Chitlins are hot intestines. (Don't knock em if you ain't tried em).

If you ate up that answer, move ahead one space and go fishin.

[Cars]
Q. What's the firin order of a small block Chevy?

A. The firin order of a small block Chevy is 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2.

If that answer turned your crank, motor ahead 3 spaces.

[WW II]
Q. What famous American General said, "I shall return", and did?

A. General Douglas MacArthur sent his "I shall return" message from Darwin, Australia to troops remaining behind on the doomed Philippines.

If you got that, move a spot and go fishin.

[Nowledge]
Q. What late southern humorist said, "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house?

A. The man without a house is the late great Lewis Grizzard, who was a famous southern author, columnist, and humorist.

If that answer didn't stomp you flat, move ahead 3 spaces.